Tribute to Stephen Colbert: Dead to me and On Notice

Dead to Me:

• Butterfly collectors
• Mushrooms
• Spam
• Ear-cell phones
• Humidity
• Frizz
• The Tyra Show
• Centipedes
• Hype
• Security checks
• Long finger nails
• Politicians

On Notice:

• Eagle Ridge Bluff Protesters
• Sticklers
• Alfredo Sauce
• Hip Hop
• English speakers
• Franz Kafka
• Airplanes
• "Lament for a Nation," by George Grant
• PBS
• red licorice
• unexplainable dreams