Tuesday, August 03, 2004

Creepy Things

One of the local malls always goes all out for Christmas. In one of the central atriums, they build an ice castle for Santa. It is surrounded by evergreen trees, grazing reindeer (stuffed), and fluffy piles of cotton snow. Santa, he sits on a velvety throne and is helped out by several good-natured elves. The castle extends well up past the second floor of the mall, so people walking by can look out and see what's going on in the top floor of it. Situated in the topmost room, is a choir of mechanical elves. They move about and sing Christmas tunes to the movements of an elf conductor.

When I was a kid, I always thought that this would be a great scene for a horror movie. Imagine this: You are the night janitor or watchman at this mall. It's late, after midnight and you are the only one left in the mall. You are tired, and are just finishing up your shift, and decide to take one last walk through. The mall is dark, and through the partitions of stores, the racks of clothes all look like hunched over people. You are thinking about getting home to your family, a warm fire, and a good book. The mall is silent, except for your echoing footfalls on the white tile floors, when all of a sudden the elves begin to sing. A cold chill of terror runs down your spine, and you know you're not alone.

1 Comments:

At 4:30 PM, Blogger larrykim said...

stop...you are creeping me out. it also makes me want to sing christmas songs. anyhoo, you got me thinking about some of the most creepiest things that come into my head. so, i wrote a song about it. this should be sung to the tune of "my favorite things" from "the sound of music". actually words don't quite fit into that song, but if you really force it, you can make it work. so, here it is...

the most creepiest things
by larry

flying monkeys, can you imgaine their droppings?
angry clowns, hey, why aren't they wearing any pants?
elves, and gnomes, and dwalves, and the likes,
are they burning a cross in my lawn?
when the dog bites,
when the bee stings,
when i'm feeling sad,
these creepiest things come into my head,
and it makes me feeeeeeel, even worse...

 

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